Who bites on this line?

"create you fantasiez live in realtime" "infidelity is quite underrated" "nothing complicated here, just fun" "just.try.and.you will.find out."

I gotta wonder...who bites on lines like this? In case you didn't guess right off, these are subject lines that I found in my inbox today. Even assuming I'm into internet porn (not a bad assumption), why on earth would I go haring off to some crappy pay site based on an ill-conceived (and even worse-spelled) piece of trash that someone sent to me and 3 billion other people he/she doesn't know? I don't know, maybe I'm just too savvy, but can't you see lots of dirty pictures/movies/stories/whatever for free?

I mean, at least "GIGANTIC SIZE YOURSELF" is offering a service (though whether they can deliver on it is beyond me). I don't think many people really need it, though I imagine many people think they do.

Anyway, does anyone answer these things? Does anyone pay attention to them longer than tossing them in the virtual trash can (assuming they make it past the filters)? I assume someone must, otherwise they'd stop doing it, but I don't think I've ever met anyone who has.

Crazy.

Let me know what you think, what you think you think, or whatever is on your mind. I'm at beaverblog@hotmail.com.

--Beav