Shorts (As in Eat My)

Guess this means I'm a guy: My wife bought a dozen outfits for the baby on Friday. As she was getting them ready to put in the wash, she got a Sharpie and numbered them all so I could match numbers like some Geek Garanimals.

Please don't throw things: Last week, some friends at work and I went to a Vietnamese restaurant for lunch. Their main category is the soup, or Pho (It's quite yummy). This, of course, led some of us calling the others "No Phos" because they got rice dishes instead. It occured to me as I ate that I could probably find a recipe online to make it for myself. Though, it probably wouldn't be authentic, and likely my first outing wouldn't be of top-notch quality. It would be So-so faux Pho.

Is there a hurricane coming?: I went shopping today. Did you realize today's the 1st? I didn't. It was an absolute madhouse. In several aisles, I would be willing to swear people were looting.

--Beav