The Beav according to Beav

Still crazy after all these years.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

He'll never be Pope

This was posted to the one newsgroup I frequent. A wonderful place I would recommend to anyone who won't abuse the Place: alt.callahans.

"Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest. However, he was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest and then a bishop, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, after being consecrated as an archbishop, he was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin botches. Although now-Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy. No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader!"

I thought, despite the foul stench of that pun (high praise, indeed), it had to be passed on.



  • At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At 1:56 AM, Blogger Beav said…

    When it was originally posted, all the replies involved the readers holding their noses and running for the door.


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