The Beav according to Beav

Still crazy after all these years.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

I'm possessed!!

I found myself quite amused the other day in the supermarket. My son informed me that he "needed" some cookies, or crackers, or somesuch. After explaining that he may want them, but certainly did not need them, I heard my mother speaking through my mouth...or rather, singing: "You can't always get what you want..." It has happened to me. I am my parents. I knew the day would come. I didn't dread it like some do, but man, it'll hit ya when it happens.

You know, I was in a civil court the other day. It amazes me what some people consider to be appropriate dress for a courtroom. I can't imagine thinking "Ok, I'm gonna be in front of the judge, let's see...low slung baggy jeans and a Scarface T-Shirt. Perfect!"

And now, a little something for the youngsters: "What does a dog say?"
"Nah, Baby, that was my cousin."

--Beav (But if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.)

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2 Comments:

  • At 8:09 PM, Anonymous wabbitt said…

    I know what you mean. Mine was the dreaded "You didn't forget, you neglected to remember". When that slid by my vocal chords, I thought " Oh God, What am I saying !!. I used to hate that when I was a kid".

     
  • At 8:28 PM, Anonymous Isolde723 said…

    A dog says "Its hard to breathe with the pillow on my face, can we move it?"

     

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